The Annointed Scamsters

As if all the other ‘anointed’ so called ‘legitimate’ pastors out there are not scams here are some real con-artists:

“They are popping up everywhere!

by Spongebob and Squarepants

Beware of those who calls themselves “anointed” and “pastors”  One anointed of the latest religious scams on Facebook is the “Zyxter church” You will be ‘friend’ requested by some “pastor___________” from Zyxter church.

This kind of manipulation is not of God at all.  People trust Pastors, therefore usually add them as friends with no problem.

Names I’m aware of:
Pastor Eduard Friedrich, Pastor Johann Heinrich, Pastor Ron Borthwick, Pastor Jer Bellsworth Ellsworth, Pastor Heinrich Ferdinand, Pastor Heinriche Berhard von Von, Pastor Conrad August … and probably, yes, definately, many more…”

Now all it takes is 0,001 % of the population to fall for just one of these con-artists and they can probably retire, while you on the other hand land up in debt counselling.

I would like to add some names to the list of Anointed Pastors who con people out of their money by preying on people’s emotions, illness and their own greed.

Actually, I don’t have enough hours in my life to mention all their names. So, can I put it down some of their tactics?

Anyone who asks for money from you for ANYTHING is lying.  It does not matter WHAT IT IS.

• Don’t fall for it when they quote scripture to you. 
• Don’t fall for it when they say they are Christian and actually sound like a real Christian. 
• Don’t fall for it when they tell you to buy a book by a well known pastor that will ‘aid’ in them catching you. 
• Don’t fall for it if they end up telling you they have feelings for you because you are such a wonderful person and the one they have been looking for their whole life because you are so kind and generous hence you will be sending them money shortly. 
• You are desperately ill.  Question:  Pastors say that if you give money to God and He will heal you, is this true?  Answer:  No.
• The god of this world has many names, and even appears as an angel of light with a lovely looking smile.  Showing you a picture of an encounter with an Angel with the name of ‘Rod’, ‘Rebecca Brown’, ‘Harry’ or ‘The Mighty Warrior Angel of God’, is a LIE.
• No, they do not have a whole horde of prayer intercessors praying for you 25 hours a day if you pay them.
• No they will not send you legitimate biblical course material if you pay upfront for the entire course.
• No, you will not be saving the world if you hand over your life savings.
• No, your money will not be aiding in the smuggling to Bibles to China when China prints 90% of the worlds Bibles for export.
• No, you don’t need to pay to be a member of a Church, when you can pick up your Bible and read it at home for free.
• A man does NOT need a heart operation in Mongolia and NO you don’t need to pay for it.
• God will not heal you if you give away all your money to a con-artist because they say so.  (God will however teach you a valuable lesson in learning to LISTEN TO HIM when HE WARNED YOU not too.)
• The chances of a child in Timbuktu receiving medicine because of your hefty donation is very slim.
• You have demonic oppression in your life and they tell you if you give the church money the demons will flee.
• If it’s due to your own greed for financial success, and you think by giving these people money God will reward you, then, think again, as they financially succeed instead of you.

Just a name like the:  ’The most Revered Rev. Munchen von Clousenhousen’ is a dead giveaway.  The names;  Benny Hinn, Kim Clement, Patricia King, Paul Crouch, Joyce Meyer, Angus Buchan, Graham Power, Kobus van Rensburg, Morris Cerullo, Pat Robertson, Kenneth Copeland, Ray McCauley, Joel Osteen, Rick Warren, John Piper, Barack Obama, Oprah Winfrey and Anton LaVey… are more difficult to spot.

Zyxter church is also a dead giveaway, however names like Hillsong, Nooma, Resurgence, DesiringGod, Mighty Men, Freemasons, Trinity Broadcasting Network, Global day of Prayer, New Apostolic Reformation, Mormons, God TV, and The Church of Satan… are more difficult to spot.

Please, if you feel it necessary to add more names to the list of people and organisations that ask for money under the name of being a Christian, pastor, reverend, minister, high priest and pope, etc., by all means do so in the comments section. 

Joel Osteen sincerely says, ‘Thank you!”

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SpongeBob and Sqaurepants have identified the following SCAM LINKS:

Related Links (Zyxter Organization):

http://www.zyxter.com
http://zyxterblog.com
http://zyxterchurch.com
http://zyxtology.com
http://www.myspace.com/zyxterproject
http://www.zyxterlife.com
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100109191140AALYzeZ
http://zyxtermessage.com
http://www.blessitt.com/blog
http://www.facebook.com/zyxter?ref=search&sid=1290241690.3024865975..1
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=79143918724&topic=12653&start

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[Any-voneee spot zat zee word 'zyxster' pronounced in zee German aczent, zounds vezy zimilar too zee German word zat iz not a vezy nice word to zay out loud, ja?]

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14 comments to The Annointed Scamsters

• Robbie

  27 April, 2010 at 4:17 pm

  noticed their symbol??
  #pants will love that one…

  
• Deborah (Discerning the World)

  27 April, 2010 at 4:34 pm

  Robbie

  I did’t even look. I will now.

  
• Deborah (Discerning the World)

  27 April, 2010 at 4:38 pm

  Robbie

  Oh, wow. Iz zat a coinzidense? I zink not.

  
• cecilia

  27 April, 2010 at 5:16 pm

  aaahhhhh, and it helps you BECOME the last word (in the English dictionary that is!)… not worth lingering there…

  
• Amanda

  27 April, 2010 at 7:20 pm

  Ach, zat remindz me of zees.

  Call it a Freedom Day special, if you must.

  
• Jen

  27 April, 2010 at 9:05 pm

  Spongebob & Squarepants – LOL!! Seriously tho’ could call THEM folk SPONGEPASTOR BOBS. Especially the ones with porcelain tiles in their walkways..

  
• Robbie

  7 May, 2010 at 4:19 pm

  HEYYYY.. I saw that Jen!!

  
• Robbie

  7 May, 2010 at 4:21 pm

  …*sob*.. it was Debs that baptized us with those….. and I was just getting over it.

  
• Deborah (Discerning the World)

  7 May, 2010 at 7:49 pm

  Robbie

  Nooo nooo noooo. I gave you 3 seconds to respond and I heard nothing within that time so I dubbed thee with those names.

  
• Robbie

  15 May, 2010 at 4:24 pm

  Guys.

  About Jesus Culture – new revival group.

  >>>The Lord revealed they would be marked by four main characteristics:

  1) They would be connected with spiritual fathers and mothers and aligned under their covering.
  2) They would be passionately in love with Jesus – encountering His extravagant love for them daily.
  3) They would give their lives to prayer and know how to win the war in the heavens.
  4) They would walk in the supernatural – demonstrating the Kingdom of God through power.<<<

  
• Deborah (Discerning the World)

  15 May, 2010 at 6:23 pm

  Robbie

  “The Lord revealed…” to whom?

  
• Robbie

  16 May, 2010 at 7:09 pm

  “” the youth group led by Banning it seems”"
  Ek gaan biejie meer lees Debs..

  I noticed they are becoming very popular lately.

  Jesus Culture:

  In the summer of 1999, the youth group led by Banning Liebscher at Bethel Church in Redding, California, launched the first Jesus Culture conference. The heart of these gatherings was to serve other churches and lead young people to experience the radical love of God. At each conference there was a strong presence of the Lord, and the youth and young adults were going back to their homes, schools, work places and churches, completely impassioned and transformed.

  A few years into hosting conferences at Redding, the Lord began to speak to us about a new breed of revivalists that were emerging throughout the earth to answer the cry of God’s yearning for nations. Our mandate was defined: to raise up, mobilize, equip, encourage, resource, and send these burning ones to fulfill the call of God on their lives, and see entire cities saved, campuses revolutionized, and nations discipled. The Lord revealed they would be marked by four main characteristics:

  1) They would be connected with spiritual fathers and mothers and aligned under their covering.
  2) They would be passionately in love with Jesus – encountering His extravagant love for them daily.
  3) They would give their lives to prayer and know how to win the war in the heavens.
  4) They would walk in the supernatural – demonstrating the Kingdom of God through power.

  It soon became very clear to us that worship was to be a significant part of our movement. Kim Walker-Smith, Chris Quilala, and Melissa How were worship leaders at our local youth group, and the Lord began to use them to bring an entire generation into whole-hearted worship.

  Shortly after God commissioned us to mobilize this new breed of revivalists, we began taking Jesus Culture conferences to different regions, and currently hold them in Redding, Orange County, Dallas/Ft Worth, Chicago, Atlanta, and multiple cities through Australia and England. Also, in response to our mandate, Jesus Culture Music and Campus Awakening have been inspired and birthed out of Jesus Culture.

  
• Marinda

  1 August, 2010 at 8:53 pm

  Thanks for a most relevant and informative website.We certainly have need for this. I wonder if you could help me with another of those ‘annointed ones’ i have come acroess lately. Retha McPerson. I recently went to a womans church camp and could not believe how this woman seen to be affecting the undecerned. Have you ever printed anything on her. I need to go back to those poor deceived woman with the TRUTH about her.

  
• Deborah (Discerning the World)

  3 August, 2010 at 10:54 am

  Marinda

  Thank you. Will check her out asap.

  

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