I would like to point to Revelations 11 where it speaks of two Prophets that are going to be a “pain” to the people of the world. Then they get “killed” (taken out of the way)and every body is relieved and glad about his and gives each other presents to “celebrate” this occasion.

Well, for some reason this “satire article” made me think of this “prophetic” scripture of the end times…
It’s gonna happen sometime people… :-(

I like the share price bit . . . The Share price shot up to $6.66 …gie gie gie… dead give-away :lol:

Oh boy… this is not a report. This is satire. And if you have not noticed Jesus Christ is not longer part of the what the world calls Church. Jesus Christ is however HEAD of the true church, made up of born again saved Christians.

I think I already said this above…

So by all means please proceed with prosecution plans. Maybe you can use some of the money Rick Warren collected from his latest begging spree.

So, Jesus Christ is to step down eh? Is this some kind of hoax? Or maybe a smear campaigne against Rick Warren and Co; Ltd; We are instructed to test every spirit – including the spirit behind this report – and discern according to the authority of scripture. If this is a hoax, it should be removed. If there’s no evidence to support this claim then Mega-Church is innocent of this crime till proved guilty. The Board of Directors – it is stated – will force the resignation of Jesus Christ. Not possible! Jesus does not kow-tow to the whims of humans and be in submission to subordinates, it’s out of the question. Now, if Mega-Church decide they are no longer prepared to run the church in accordance with scripture, and slot in their own agenda, protocols and principles in exchange for the truth, just for the sake of filling the pews, they have violated the word of God. Thay are heretics and manufacturers of apostasy. This church will lead souls to a lost eternity. Where there is no Christ Jesus as the rightful head of the church, there is no church except a Satanic one. Jesus said “I will build MY church” not some cowboy church run by self appointed ministerial bosses. The bible teaches us that anyone who preaches any other gospel than that which Christ taught; will be cursed. Foolish Galations all over the world are still trying to usurp the authority of Almighty God. They bring in damnable heresies and must be stopped. First, we must be sure that this report is genuine, and if it is, we must make every attempt to destroy the works of darkness in operation here. Expose it for what it’s worth, and sharply reprove those behind it according to Ephesians 5: 11. Somebody please, come up with concrete evidence of this before we go any further with a prosecution plan. This could be spiritual sabotage.

Roger as per the 10 commandments of thou shalt not kill, it is plainly obvious to any genuine Christian that MURDER is wrong. Does agreeing that murder is wrong make one a Christian? No! So what is you point Roger???? If you think for one second that I would be happy they are killed then you are a plain ill (or a just plain ill) informed human being. Homosexuals are sinners, just like me, and you an anyone else, and if we ask Jesus Christ for forgiveness and make an concerted effort to CHANGE our wicked ways thereafter.

NO ONE NO MATTER WHO THEY ARE DESERVES DEATH, VIOLENCE, TORTURE, bestowed on them for their sin. They are still humans lust like us who need to hear the gospel of Jesus Christ the Son of God and be saved. On the day of judgement what God chooses to do with those who wanted to live in perpetual sin and go against HIS COMMANDS I don’t know…that’s their problem.

BTW, I thought God was Transforming Africa at a rapid pace? Did it slow down at Uganda?

You Roger said to me on Ryans site: One day I’d like to find someone who has the same presuppositions as her, but with opposite opinions, and stick ‘em in a cage fight.

Where do you fit into this non violence picture. Its very clear that you would love to see me hurt, really hurt, blood and all.

Don and Sandy Eubank

Yes it is (Satire) and at the same time…

No it isn’t because Jesus Christ if He ever was part of these people’s lives has been removed. In fact long ago, if you have not noticed the complete lack of anything biblical coming from their quarters – it’s because Jesus Christ (THE GOSPEL) has been removed.

this better be a joke